Ah what a great quote! Alan Partridge has got plenty of other weird chuckle-worthy commentaries but we can't have them all in our funny t-shirts so why don't you buy this one first? Check out the uncyclopedia page for this quote. It's kinda good!
You've got a head like a f**king orange male t-shirt.
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