You can't teach size after all! Bigger is obviously better! As you can clearly see on this illustrative graphic t-shirt. Common sense will tell you that. Right guys? Wink wink*
60 Second Makeover Limited I'm The Big Brother Blue Tshirt - Size 7-8 Years
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