Ruler of all mankind. Also doubles up as a handy device to measure the size of your meat. Can also be used as makeshift sword! Essential for game nights when you need to measure thing in your tabletop strategy game! Be cool with this geeky t-shirt!
I've got 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule male t-shirt.
Crocs Rule! male t-shirt.
I'm sorry I can't seem to hear you over the sound of how awesome I am male t-shirt.
I may not be perfect but it scares me how close to it i am male t-shirt.
I Do What I Want male t-shirt.
I Don't Think Before I Speak male t-shirt.