Being normal is such a bore... why be normal when you can just be your absolutely crazy fun true self.
You Pretend To Be A Statue I'll Pretend To Be A Pigeon male t-shirt.
Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver male t-shirt.
Sometimes I Wake Up Bitchy Other Mornings I Let Her Sleep male t-shirt.
I'm not always this obnoxious sometimes i'm sleeping male t-shirt.
Sometimes I Use Phrases I Don't Understand And Vice Versa male t-shirt.
Sometimes I Wish My Mouth Had A Ctrl Z Option male t-shirt.
